Tuesday, June 28, 2005
First day of skl wasn't so bad.hahaha.quite fun.Freda and I kept singing Eminem's ASS LIKE THAT.ahahhas.
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it,
you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
I'm behind my class!Gotta finish up on math so can hand up to Mrs Tan tomorrow.I actually paid attention to Mr Lim yday.I'm so proud of myself.=)) And yea basically slacked quite abit.Did some catchin up.Found out that Ms Lee has gone for an operation.GET WELL SOON! see?I'm nice!hahahas.
Loads of things had happened over the weekend.uh huh.got reli hurt.only those i'm close to know why.but yea,it's all over.jus hope ___ won't do anything stupid.heh.
i'm accidentally in love 0=))
i wonder whether you were worth it all.
Friday, June 24, 2005
I'm back from my holiday.It's been reli fun yet tiring.Disneyland,Grand Canyon,Hooverdam,San Francisco,Las vegas,LA,etc.UH HUH.Bought loads of stuff.I love the roxy top i bought.UH HUH. i'm lovin' it . XD . truely enjoyed myself. I didn't have to go training and all. What's more no need to see ****** and ****** and ***** 's faces. screw them. i hate them. go fuck shit.
It's like super early rite now larhs. I can't sleep. I slept jus now.Then i friggin hell dint turn on my fone.Then my dearest called like 11 times but i din answer. Then i suddenly woke up at 2am and regret that i slept. ahh fuck.I'm missing him so much now. Can you like wake up!! 4hours of a date wasn't enough! school's gonna start. We've all got our commitments. How how how?? AHH!!
loveloveLOVINGYOU*
i wonder whether you were worth it all.
Friday, June 10, 2005
i wonder whether you were worth it all.
Thursday, June 02, 2005
I woke up this morning,only to realise that I was not feeling well and that I couldn't attend the badminton meeting at school.So I went baxk to sleep and only woke up at 3pm.It doesn't matter,I've got nothing to do anyways.Hmmm.watchin the eye 10 now.Don't really get tired of it.Goin to watch it at Terence's house this friday.But gotta rush to SBH after that.Hmmm.Maybe will ask Nicole along or something.Noone from the team is comin down cuz all of them got training.Then later all our doubles game is around the same time.Yups.Gonna go do a little stroking now.Later.
i wonder whether you were worth it all.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Today is the time of my holiday life.In the morning went to SBH watch Kelvin play.He won.15-1,15-0. Then hanged around with the AMKians .walk to petrol kiosk twice to buy snacks and drinks for them.I shared CHIPS AMORE and PEPSI TWIST with Ashwin.ahahhas.There was this cute little boy called Shaun.Hahahas.Then disiao Ashwin and Brian.Hahahs.Damn funny.Then at bout 11.45 left.Ashwin and Shaun sent me out.Hahahs.Then they salute me when the taxi drove off.Then the screwed up taxi-driver duno where Maris Stella is.Then say young people should know the roads.-.-".Then got there,waited for 10mins before seeing Kenny comin out to the porch.Then chatted for awhile.Then Matthew called and asked him to bring me to the canteen.Then like wth malu myself cuz Kenny make me walk thru the canteen.Then super malu cuz everyone stared at me.wth.Even before that,when we walked past the hall,this guy suddenly opened the door and was like,"Kenny,you girlfriend arh.." Then Kenny was like, "NO!!..." Then this other guy inside said,"Is that Alison?" I kinda got shocked how the fark do they know who m i.I mean,I'm not the one with gingers,and is studyin in a boys' skl.Then finally found Matthew and Terence at the porch.wa lau make me walk one big round.Then Kenny had to go for A maths lesson,so bid him goodbye and went to the scouts room with Terence and Matthew.You know what?Matthew twisted his wrist cuz he stupidly stepped on a pillow at the basement and fell.wth.Then we got to the scouts room.There was this disgusting shit on the table.It was GREEN!EW!The scouts all said it was cat shit.There was a coackroach next to eat.I almost puked!Then Randall and Aaron started tearing pages of their texbooks and cleaning up the mess.Terence and I were laughin like idiots.I laughed until my cheeks hurt,Terence laughed until he cried.Hahaha.Super hilarious.haha.So full of crap.Then we waited for Miguel and Desmond to finish lessons.Then Terence and Matthew were like shouting their names from the basement.hahhas.stupid.Then Aaron got angry with Matthew,so we zaoed to the school hall and played a lil badminton there.It was another super malu moment for me.Cuz everyone started comin in to play soccer.wth.Terence is good,but I'm better.Hahhahas.So we left and then went baq to scouts room and grabbed our stuff.Then met Guan Heng.Then Miguel came down.He took some time to notice me.How stupid can he get?When he saw me,he was like,"What is she doin here?it's not allowed" (in a reli gayy voice). Then we sat down and discussed where to watch a movie.So we decided to go Toa Payoh.Then we walked out,and at the gate,Terence stupidly said,"I'm s'pose to meet Desmond at the school hall.."But the bus came already,so we all jus boarded.Terence and Matthew uses the phone 3310 and 8250 respectively.Then Miguel was like both of you use quite kewl fones.Then me and Matthew got miss calls from the same person.So i went to call,and Terence was,at the same time,on the phone with Desmond.Then I called in,then looked at Terence and said to Desmond who was on the phone,"EH!You talkin to desmond arh?!" hahahas.Then I jus passed my fone to Terence let him tok.Then he tok so much cock.My poor phone bill.Hahahs.Then we got there,bought NERDS SWEET and then went to the theatre.Then was like deciding which movie to watch.Either STAR WARS III or MADAGASCAR.In the end we decided on MADAGASCAR.Then Desmond joined us at the very last minute.Then paid for his ticket cuz he din have money.Then I treated all four of them to popcorn and drink.I'm so nice.Show was funny,but not as funny as expected.hmmmmmm.But Desmond and Terence laughed the most.Xiao Bei larhs they all.Then after the movie,went to KFC and left.Then ate cheeeesee fries and popcorn chicken.Desmond and Terence left early.Then Matthew and Miguel wanted to watch STAR WARS III.So i waited with them till their movie started.Crapped alot.Hahahas.They disturbed the guys that were sms-ing me.There goes my bill again.blehx.Then ate mcflurry.Shared with the two clowns.Then left bout 6plus.So here I am bloggin after I showered and ate my dinner.on the phone with Kenny.Main thing is: I HAD LOTS OF FUN TODAY!0=))
i wonder whether you were worth it all.